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Poster:kne
Date:2008-04-28 21:50
Subject:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yah!
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Mood:tired

Steven Parker.
You.
Are.
Amazing.

<3 me

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Poster:kne
Date:2006-06-12 21:08
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Mood: nostalgic

WE'RE SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!!!

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Poster:kne
Date:2005-05-15 12:30
Subject:WHAAAA???!!!
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Mood: sick

"This is a place for secondary characters to talk about Steven THE Parker and his crazy adventures."

I only make it to the rank of secondary character?!?!

That is truly sad! I figured that anyone who had done it to Mr. Parker would be considered more than that. Maybe like, quasi-lover of the sexual beast Steven "THE" Parker.

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Poster:internalgiggle
Date:2004-06-15 15:37
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I miss Mr. Steven Parker.

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Poster:kne
Date:2003-12-13 19:10
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Mood: bouncy

steven the parker is the biggest lowlife ever... why? because i said so... and that is the law! BOOYAH GRANDMA!

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Poster:kne
Date:2003-11-12 14:50
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Mood: annoyed

what is this garbage people?!?!?! where is the love!? even if this community is the WORST idea since steven reaming me in the ass with a butter knife, I think we should all show our love to the one and only Steven THE Parker... COMON!

would you agree Steven?

*high squeky lame ass voice*

Why YES Ken, the godly god of gods, I would! DAMN IT!

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Poster:sparker959
Date:2003-11-08 13:03
Subject:Please come and love me. (i am home alone and want to be taken advantage of)
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Mood:wimsical

Party at stevens house. . .and no one is coming.
Parents will be gone till next sunday. . .if anyone wants to drop by it will be fun.
I in oly. The directions are psedo simple.
Get off I-5 at 93rd exit. Take a left. Follow that road till you past two stop signs go over a hill and reach springer hills ln.
Take a right (the only direction one can go on springer hills). Keep going on that road until you get to next non drive way road. Take a right this road is also called springer hills something.
Keep on this road until you get to a coldisack (sp) you know the thingys that are cirles. We are the last house on the road and are the only one on our coldisack.
Adress 2027 springer hills. Using mapquest and those services don't usually work due to the fact that they have maps wrong or something.

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Poster:kne
Date:2003-11-05 01:29
Subject:
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Mood:tired as FUCKing

one time, steven the parker bent me over at his home in kansas, virginia, and he inserted something into my rectum, it was warm and skin like... maybe a homie that had been in the microwave

i giggled and then he laughed and spanked my ass... that was good...

end story

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Poster:dung_beetle
Date:2003-11-02 16:52
Subject:You wanna 4x4?
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Steven, I hear a lil' something about you possibly wanting to get rid of your vehicle? What are your plans for it when it is not yours. I might have a serious interest in owning it. Let me know what you think about things and talk to me. Whow knows, there might even be some hot sex involved? Lemme know what is up.

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Poster:dung_beetle
Date:2003-10-31 16:12
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I hate steven the parker more than anything in the entire world. I really hope he gets hit by a bus and dies a slow and painful death. Not really, i'm actually pregnant with his baby.

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Poster:sparker959
Date:2003-10-30 19:19
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Welcome to our fine community. This community is to post stories, myths, historical fact and other wholey fabricated things about a wicked man named steven the parker. Some of you have had some good times and some bad times with this man. If you have one you would like to share then go right ahead. So share your stories it will be fun you know you will like.

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